I'm the Poet Your Mother Warned You About


"Come what may, and love it."

Name Is Ali :) 23 years old perpetual dreamer, avid reader, feminist, runner, yogi, gamer, garden fairy, dancer, artsy-fartsy, whovian, food enthusiast, and mama to an adorable little princess. I'm cookie dough. 
ALIEN UNDIES ARE COOL.

ALIEN UNDIES ARE COOL.

Didn’t go to the bar,

went to the store and got some wine, it’s all good.

At least I can be pantless here.

I guess I could at the bar but I don’t think they would go for it.

"Ma’am, we need you to put some pants on…"

"WHAT? These alien undies are totally cool. Check this out! My ass is out of this world. Pants are lame."

"…I’m calling  the police."

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

(via im-a-weird-grown-up)

My boss bought me this huge Reuben for lunch. *unhinges jaw*

My boss bought me this huge Reuben for lunch. *unhinges jaw*

supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

(via palemiracle)