ALIEN UNDIES ARE COOL.
Didn’t go to the bar,
went to the store and got some wine, it’s all good.
At least I can be pantless here.
I guess I could at the bar but I don’t think they would go for it.
"Ma’am, we need you to put some pants on…"
"WHAT? These alien undies are totally cool. Check this out! My ass is out of this world. Pants are lame."
"…I’m calling the police."
with my coworkers at the Senior Center.
I’m pretty excited.